Advice.......needed......?

went out last night and got oh so drunk.....lost my memory drunk....anyway....I woke up this morning...and I wasn't alone.....I was so scared to roll over...I mean you never know.....welll finally I did....and WOW was he gorgeous....mmmm good looking wasn't even the word....Now....I'm on vacation,,,,many states away....the thing is ....I'd like to bring him home with me......will the air lines let me bring him as a carry on.....????? he's the cutest little apoo you ever did see.....!!!!!!