What do I need to know and do to get my piano, truck, dog and self to China to perform for the Olympics in 08?

Part of my Wildest of Dreams is to introduce my dog Bo-ner to the world before he retires from his 10 year gig of hanging out with me on top of my piano. I have had a twenty year full time gig performing Ragtime, Boogie Woogie and Improvisational piano music from the back of my red Toyota pickup truck. I would like the world to meet Bo-ner in China through the Olympics in 2008. I am a significant piano player. I now share and "gift" my piano and music to anyone and everyone on the streets, in residential neighborhoods, parks, festivals etc... for no fee. Bo and I create fun, friendship and respect and our presence results in bringing people who have never before met together through music. I inspire and empower musical creativity. For more info see http://ragginpianoboogie.com and also http://travelingpiano.com Bo is 12 and a half years old, I will be 52 and I own a 20 year old Toyota pickup. The truck has sound equipment and speakers with a keyboard in a piano facade. Please ist.